Starting with Spoilers in a Multiverse Crossover

I transmigrated into a vast world that brings together all kinds of anime universes.

I wanted to stir up some fun, so...

Lycoris Recoil: "What?! You’re sending underage girls to the battlefield? The holier-than-thou members of the politically correct protection groups, get out there and storm Japan!"

Mieruko-chan: "Am I going crazy, or is the world? Wasn’t this supposed to be an age of materialist science? Why are there ghosts and things like that??"

Re:Creators: "Oh no! The two-dimensional world has entered reality! Wait, aren’t we two-dimensional too?"

Type-Moon: "King Arthur can’t possibly be a woman! ...Saber is my wife! Rin’s legs are my wife! Illya is my..."

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: "After the headless stuff, I can never look at magical girls the same way again. Also, Q-Bee has to die!!!"

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: "Finally, a normal magical girl... But could someone explain what the Time-Space Administration Bureau is?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.