Doomsday: How Is This the Apocalypse? This Is Clearly Paradise

How is this the apocalypse? It's paradise!

Strength? Is having a gun enough?

Hey, if that's not enough, we've got cannons too!

Women? With a gun, what can't you handle?

Supplies? With a gun in hand, they're yours for the taking.

Oh, I hear you used to be pretty cocky. I've got a serious temper lately, so what are you going to do about it?

Don't worry, don't worry. We don't just have guns, we've got those terrifying cannons too!

Hey, when the apocalypse came, I used my System to make a real success of myself. So, who else can top that!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.