I Bought a Diaochan Figurine, and She Asked Me, "Where's Diaochan?"

Lin Feng transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unboxing streamer.

From the start, he unboxed Diao Chan, only to discover he'd actually bought the real Diao Chan.

The two stared at each other, both completely dumbfounded!

Diao Chan: Where is this place?

Lin Feng: Diao Chan is at my waist.

Diao Chan: "????"

Netizens: "????"

After Diao Chan,

Lin Feng bought Xi Shi and ate the tofu she made.

Netizens: "Can't you leave some for us?"

He bought Hu Tao and held a meeting with ghosts in the middle of the night.

Netizens: "I've seen people whip workplaces into shape, but never a graveyard."

After one anime girl after another appeared,

Lin Feng clutched his lower back and said, "Everyone, practice abstinence! We all need to practice abstinence!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.