Hilarious: I'm the System in the Apocalypse

Some people are born to be winners, while others are born to be overworked nobodies.

I'm a System, yet somehow I randomized myself into a worthless street-stall product nobody wants!

After learning the truth, Liu Ruyan rubs her forehead. "What a disaster!"

"They say a System is supposed to be its Host's cozy little comfort blanket. Why are you full of holes?"

The maxed-out PUA System says, "Start with a bowl, end up with a whole group!"

"Young man, this is a test I devised for you!"

Liu Ruyan: "????????"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.