I Just Got Added to the Banner, and You're Calling Me a Broken Must-Have?

What's it like to transmigrate as a surprise satellite character who's about to be added to a gacha banner?

Typhon Corvas can speak from experience.

With a Revenue Feedback System, he once openly remarked: "By all rights, transmigrating as an unpopular surprise character is a hellish start."

"Whether it's the amount of story content or the character writing, even my gender basically guarantees I won't bring in big revenue."

At that, Mr. Typhon sighed quietly, then abruptly changed tack.

"But the good news is... those lovely players have eyes that know how to spot beauty."

"And as it happens, I'm radiating the brilliance of raw power!"

The players applauded: "You're right, but that's just Typhon. He's good against single targets and groups, has execute damage, can tank hits, has self-healing, and can even resist interruption and remove control effects. He's practically a god!"

"You know, people who use Corvas all the time tend to have vacant stares and poor control over their bodies. We usually describe this condition as 'playing too much Typhon.'"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.