Alley: Boarding with the Zhuang Family, Beating the Vermin from the Start!

Transmigrate to 1978 and move in with the Zhuang family!

With Grandpa in America sending foreign currency every month, Chen Ze lets loose and lays into all those rotten birds!

You won't let Huang Ling and Xiaoting eat at the table? Zhuang, you old geezer, who do you think you are?

Can't manage the birthday banquet? Then don't have one!

Flip the table, just like that!

Saozhuang and Huang Ling are fighting, and life together has become unbearable?

If you can't stand it, get a divorce!

Just because the butcher Zhang is gone, do we have to eat hairy pigs?

You're just an elementary school teacher. Don't act like you're some precious catch!

The Earth will keep spinning without any one of us!

And that foul-mouthed neighbor blocking the drain?

I'll bring in an excavator and level his house!

So you're the one called Xia Luo?

If you don't care about saving face, I'll make sure you get what's coming to you!

Zhuang Tunan: It's over. Chen Ze is here, and my family's finished!

Xiaoting: This big brother is so handsome! He protects Mom and me!

Lin Dongzhe: Big Bro is mighty and awesome! Your little brother admires you!

Li Jia: Zhuang Tunan is great, but it seems like his brother Chen Ze is even better!

Shanshan: Chen Ze is so handsome. I want to marry him!

Chen Ze: Why are you all throwing yourselves at me? No, please! I'm a one-woman kind of guy!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.