Hou Liangping Dares to Investigate Me and Make You a Eunuch

Monkey, you are a freeloader and don't wash and cook at home, but you go out and play harp, what? They say I am corrupt and you want to investigate me. Who gave you the courage? Others are afraid of your son-in-law of the Zhong family, but I, Lu Yu, am not afraid. I am trying to make you a eunuch. What? I heard that you Sha Ruijin told people everywhere that no one ever dared to supervise you? What? You didn't say it, you never said it? Oh, that's okay! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.