The Stubborn Mechanic Takes on the Whole World

If I'm wrong, then it's not me who's wrong, it's the whole world, because I can't possibly be wrong!

At the World Robot Fighting Championship, a young man named Hu Fei represents his country with its only humanoid robot.

The robot synchronized with Hu Fei assumes the opening stance of Baji Quan, while the heavily armored tank-type robot opposite them reveals eight pitch-black cannon barrels.

Host: Is this Ip Man going into World War II unarmed? If this kid wins, I'll spin around 180 degrees, do a handstand, and eat shit right here!

Opponent: What an easy match! The other guy's just some middle school chicken! What a freak, he's using a screwdriver as a weapon? Stop! This isn't even a real fight!

Parents: They just happen to have the same name, right? Hu Fei ranked last in his grade. How could he be the world champion?

Homeroom Teacher: This has to be a hallucination. Is the class troublemaker really walking toward me with a trophy? He didn't steal it, did he? Don't come any closer! This has nothing to do with me! Don't take it out on the teacher!

National Secrets Bureau: This is bad, sir! Our strategic weapon has been exposed! Wait, it hasn't even been developed successfully. How does the public already have a prototype?

Hu Fei remained expressionless. Go on, then. Why'd you stop talking?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.