No Kidding, My Girlfriends Are Such Relics!

In today's world, everything can be transformed into a girl. Battleships can be transformed into girls, monsters can be transformed into girls, animals can be transformed into girls, and even the male protagonists of novels can be transformed into girls! But have you ever seen sissy cultural relics? Regarding this point, Mo Chen, who is a driver, has something to say. Every morning when I wake up, I'll break out in a cold sweat when I see Sister Yu pinned down underneath me. "Sister Zhu, you are a bamboo carved hibiscus spoon inlaid with treasures. I can't afford to pay for it if it gets crushed!" Every time when he takes his little girl out and hears her calling him master, Mo Chen will be stared at by passers-by. "What are you looking at? This girl's body is a mutton-fat white jade one-eared cup. Depending on her age, she might even be my grandma!" Every night when he went to bed, Mo Chen could only pray as he watched the yandere girl drawing circles on his chest. "Xiao Que, I beg you, please take it easy, the blade of your crystal magpie pattern sword is no joke!" As he continues to recover cultural relics handed down from ancient times, Mo Chen's strength continues to grow. It was not until the end that he suddenly realized: "Who said this cultural relic is old? This cultural relic is simply great!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.