I'm Not Joking, My Girlfriends Really Are Cultural Relics!

In today's world, anything can be turned into a girl.

Warships, monsters, animals, even the male protagonists of novels can all be turned into girls!

But have you ever seen cultural relics turned into girls?

Mo Chen, a relic tamer, has something to say about that.

Every morning, he wakes up to find a mature beauty pinning him down, and breaks into a cold sweat.

"Sister Zhu, your true form is a bamboo-carved lotus ladle inlaid with gemstones. I couldn't afford to pay for even the tiniest chip!"

Whenever he takes a little girl out, Mo Chen gets dirty looks from passersby when she calls him "Master."

"What are you looking at? Her true form is a single-eared cup made of suet jade. Going by her age, she could be my great-great-grandmother!"

Every night, when he sees the lovesick girl drawing circles on his chest, Mo Chen can only pray nonstop.

"Xiao Que, I'm begging you, take it easy! The blade of your crystal-inclusion sparrow-pattern sword is no joke!"

As he continues recovering cultural relics passed down through the ages, Mo Chen's power grows stronger and stronger.

Only in the end does he finally realize the truth: "Who says these relics are old? They're absolutely amazing!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.