Football: Upgrading Traits Starting with God's Ding

Reborn in 2013, Chen Nan is beating up the head coach in the locker room.

In his previous life, a feud with the coach led to someone secretly taking him out with a dirty tackle during training, ending his athletic career.

Now, Chen Nan has activated the Football Trait System, which lets him obtain traits and use them to make himself stronger.

What Chen Nan never expected was that once he met the requirements to level up, the traits he already had could also be upgraded.

"Congratulations, Host. Requirements met. God's Hand has been upgraded to God's Dick!"

Starting with God's Dick, Chen Nan begins wreaking havoc across European football, becoming the most talked-about figure in the sport worldwide.

Maradona: "Compared with Chen Nan's God's Dick, my Hand of God is completely worthless."

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Doctor, could you give me a few more shots of hyaluronic acid here? I want to be like Chen Nan, too."

A famous actress: "I used to neither criticize nor praise him, but now I just want to go on a date with Chen Nan!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.