Making TikTok in Journey to the West, Even the Buddha Needs a Digital Detox

Yu Xiu transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes a mighty Heavenly Court security guard on sentry duty. Fortunately, he activates a God-Tier Programmer System.

To better fleece... benefit his users, Yu Xiu plans to give the world of Journey to the West a tiny taste of the internet's power.

The first app he makes is Douyin.

From then on,

The female demons put on sheer stockings and dance suggestively, while mysterious big shots shower them with lavish gifts.

The Old Man Under the Moon explains little tricks for romance and goes viral overnight.

The Queen Mother's peaches aren't selling, and she bursts into tears, slashing prices to 30 percent in a tearful clearance sale.

The Tathagata is suspected of going into seclusion to pleasure himself, and an enthusiastic netizen snaps a photo.

When the Jade Emperor emerges from seclusion, having calculated the tribulations of Journey to the West, he sees his officials at work, all glued to their phones watching suggestive videos, and cries that Heaven is doomed.

When he gets home and sees the Queen Mother fawning at her phone and addressing her followers as "family," he doesn't want to live anymore.

Sun Wukong causes havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

"Family, this is the Heavenly Palace! If you want to see me, Old Sun, beat up the Jade Emperor, type 1!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.