Siheyuan: Three Meat Stews a Day, Driving All Those Beasts Crazy

Jiang Chao transmigrates into a courtyard house full of beasts.

With his deep knowledge of twenty-first-century tactics, he decides the best way to fight fire is with fire!

Bang Geng stole a chicken?

"So what if he stole a chicken? What's wrong with a kid stealing one? Come on, let's call the police and let them see how you treat children!"

Qin Huairu is caught cheating by Jia Zhangshi?

"What era are we living in?! What's wrong with a woman being free to love? Qin Huairu could love a hundred people, and there'd still be nothing wrong with it!"

First Aunt can't have children?

"This is outrageous! What era are we living in? And people still treat women like baby-making machines! When will we women finally stand up for ourselves?"

The First Master uses moral blackmail to pressure people into donating food to the Jia family?

"Come on, donate! I'll give the Jia family all ten jin of food my family has! First Master, why don't you donate the hundreds of jin you've got, too?"

From then on, whenever something happens in the courtyard, Jiang Chao keeps fanning the flames. His goal is to turn a small problem into a big one, get the police involved, and make sure someone ends up in prison!

One day, Jiang Chao looks around and wonders, how did everyone in the courtyard end up behind bars?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.