Queen of Pop, Ask Him to Come Back and Be Your Sugar Baby. He's Terrifying

Fan A: "Fang Cheng was doing just fine living off his wife at home. You had to drag him out of retirement, and now look what happened."

Fan B: "At first, we only wanted the Heavenly Queen to dump Fang Cheng. Who knew he'd let loose like this?"

Fan C: "The All or Nothing movie is out. That guy's definitely playing the villain again."

Fan A and B: "I want to watch it, but I'm afraid I'll have nightmares tonight."

Film critic: "We don't deny that Fang Cheng is a good actor. But recently, marriage rates have plummeted, tour groups for seniors have dwindled, and international airlines have suffered massive losses. Surely Fang Cheng isn't blameless?"

Fang Cheng: "...You're the ones who asked me to act, and then you're the ones who say you can't take it after watching. Fine, I'll become a director."

System: "Host, the film inventory includes The Joker, Sadako, and The Killer on a Rainy Night..."

Fang Cheng: "Hmm, the weather forecast says it's going to rain today, so let's go with The Killer on a Rainy Night."

Fans A, B, and C: "Nooo!"

Eagle Sauce: "Nooo!"

Fang Cheng: "What weird thing got mixed in here?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.