The Fierce Bandit of Journey to the West: From the Start, I'm Tang Sanzang

Seize the true scriptures, kill the Buddha, and from now on, I rule Spirit Mountain!

Take Spirit Mountain first, then build a glorious future!

Marry the queen first, then fetch the scriptures. I will be true to both the Tathagata and my beloved.

Emperor Taizong of Tang: "I've got a path to the Western Heaven. It's a bit risky, but the payoff is huge. Once it's done, you get seven parts and I get three."

Tang Sanzang: Don't think that just because you brought me here, you can split it seven-three. I'm telling you, I, Tang Sanzang, want it all!

This humble monk invites the Western Heaven to meet its doom!

Brothers, don't compare this to the original. This is a heavily reworked version.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.