A Rundown of Warhammer Emperor Hook Legends: The Primarchs Are Shaken

Name: A Rundown of Warhammer Emperor Hook Legends: The Primarchs Are Shaken
Author: Ten Thousand Words a Day, Never Miss an Update

盘点战锤帝皇钩子野史，原体破防

by Ten Thousand Words a Day, Never Miss an Update (日更一万不断更)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Gaming
Subgenre: Virtual MMORPG
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Faloo

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One day, the unofficial history of Warhammer 40K was revealed across every timeline in the Warhammer universe.

A classic meme: The Emperor is a massive shut-in?

Dora-Kawl, help me! I need three hundred thousand Astartes!

The world's greatest toilet paper! The Codex Astartes!

Horus... thirty years with my dad!

What if the Ten Thousand Souls Banner came to the Imperium of Man...

Watching the Emperor hide away in his room, completely shut off from the world, all the Primarchs fell into thoughtful silence.

Old Chinese Doctor: "I choose the Imperial Truth! It's what everyone wants!"

Lion El'Jonson: "What?! Guilliman attacked the Aeldari webway?!"

Slaanesh: "The Emperor above! Slaanesh below!" *smirks*

Constantin: "Guilliman's Heresy?! Primarchs and Space Marines can never be trusted!"

Nurgle: Thanks for asking. I'm in my garden, and my house just got burned down. Sob.

Khorne: Can I draw a different card... Yes, that Rogal Dorn!

Seated atop the Golden Throne, the Emperor fell silent as countless meme videos and comments appeared before him...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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