Honghuang: We've Already Crushed the Heavenly Court, So Who Needs to Plunder Traits?

Five hundred years ago!

On the very first day of work in the Celestial Court, Xiaoyaozi was assigned to guard the South Heaven Gate and fight the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong?!

Mo Liqing, the Southern Heavenly King: "We are both chosen by fate!"

Xiaoyaozi: "Fate your sister! Why don't you go do it yourself?!"

Ten days later!

Xiaoyaozi: "To hell with the Celestial Court! Great Sage, can I borrow your Ruyi Jingu Bang? I need to plunder a trait!"

Yushang, the Jade Emperor's daughter: "I knew you were a peerless hero! This time, I haven't fallen for the wrong man! I won't hold you back!"

Zixia: "Xiaoyaozi! I'll wait for you to return at Black Mountain! Five hundred years, a thousand years, I'll wait!!"

Five hundred years later!

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Xiaoyaozi! The world is suffering, and only you can take Tang Sanzang's place and obtain the Buddhist scriptures from the West!"

Tang Sanzang Xiaoyaozi: "I am Tang Sanzang, and I shall bury the heavens, bury the earth, and bury all living beings! Wukong! Quickly retreat behind your master!" "Wukong! Stay here with Fourth Sister! If we can't protect true love, what's the point of obtaining those scriptures?!"

The Queen of the Women's Kingdom: "Will you marry me or fetch the scriptures?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.