Wreaking Havoc in Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Who Balances Heaven's Accounts

"This old Sun keeps saying it: I'm just here to balance the books. I didn't do any of it. I'm putting out an ad for all the immortals out there: come to me if you need your books balanced. If you can think of it, I can do it."

Sun Wukong declared indignantly during an interview with reporters.

The next day

"This old Sun keeps saying it: here in this little corner of the Primordial World, there's no problem that can't be settled. As long as you've got the guts, no matter how big the debt, I can make it disappear." - Primordial World News

A few days later

Taibai Jinxing walked up to Sun Wukong with a gourd of Nine-Turn Golden Pills. "Great Sage, remember when I told you ten tons of pills went missing from the Tusita Palace? So, when do you think you'll have a moment to admit it?"

Nezha handed the Great Sage a pagoda. "Monkey Bro, I saw Li Jing without his pagoda this morning. You know what I mean."

Zhu Bajie clung to Sun Wukong's leg. "Monkey Bro, can you help me sort out that business with Chang'e?"

The Dragon King said, "Great Sage, I made it rain too much yesterday, and now there's a flood."

Seeing the hopeful looks on their faces, Sun Wukong glanced at them and said, "Leave the goods and get out."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.