Film and TV: I Am Hong Shixian, Plain and Simple

Reborn into a world that combines The Temptation to Go Home, Nothing But Thirty, My Best Friend's Story, A Little Reunion, and Growing Pain, he becomes the "scumbag" Hong Shixian.

Ai Li: I want to have your baby.

Hong Shixian: I'm married. Why would you have my baby? If we had a child, it'd be illegitimate.

Lin Pinru: Can you belong to me alone?

Hong Shixian: Even if I've slept with a thousand women, I still only love you.

Gu Jia: We're both married.

Hong Shixian: All the more reason to break free of convention and enjoy ourselves.

Zhu Suosuo: What's going on between you and Jiang Nansun?

Hong Shixian: I fell for your body and Jiang Nansun's voice.

Qiao Yingzi: …

Lin Miaomiao: …

Xu Hongdou: …

Hong Shixian: I've asked myself more than once who I love most, but in the end, I realized I love all of them. And I'm a scumbag without a shred of ambiguity.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.