My Family's Unorthodox Ways: I Turn Myself In to the State

Every generation of the Xie family has been a little uncanny.

Dad drives corpses, Mom raises venomous insects, Grandpa makes paper effigies, and Grandma likes to dig herself up...

As the youngest, Xie Heng is the family's darling, and he learned all kinds of unorthodox arts from childhood.

By scholarly means, he can read fortunes, divine the future, study the stars, draw talismans, and recite scriptures!

By martial means, he can use venomous insects, summon gods, exorcise ghosts, drive corpses, and slay demons!

Lately, evil spirits are running rampant, and people are suffering.

With the college entrance exams just around the corner, Xie Heng decides to take an unconventional route and calls the police.

"Hello, officer. I've heard things have been rough lately, and I wanted to ask about..."

Female officer: "There's no need to be nervous, sir. Take your time. What seems to be the problem?"

Xie Heng: "I have a bit of social anxiety... I wanted to ask, if we help catch ghosts, can we get early admission?"

"I don't want to take the college entrance exams."

Female officer: "Huh???"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.