The Journey of Becoming a Sycophant Starting from Becoming Wu Zetian's Male Favorite

It's obviously called the Super Weapon System, why do you only give me the skills and not the weapons? Could it be that the weapon is myself? The envoy from Tang Dynasty took me with him, saying that he wanted to give a gift to the Queen. Why didn't I see where the gift was? Could it be that the gift is myself? A clear-headed and stupid college student with basically zero ability to survive independently, unable to do anything, and being chased and criticized by his ministers, it would be safer to hug the Queen's thigh first. To reach the pinnacle of power, start by becoming Wu Zetian's male favorite! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.