Wuxia: I'm Wu Song! Standing by Pan Jinlian as She Rolls Her Eyes

In his previous life, he was an honest man who was bullied. Fueled by rage, he took up a kitchen knife and fought his way through countless enemies, then wound up in a wuxia world as Wu Song!

In this life, Wu Song awakens an Evil System!

On Jingyang Ridge, Wu Song beats the great black tiger with a staff, then uses the Beast-Taming Art to make it his pet.

From then on, Qinghe County has an evil Wu Song riding a three-zhang-tall black tiger!

One day,

Wu Song is taking a bath at Wu Da's house, while Pan Jinlian secretly peeks at him from outside!

"Sister-in-law!"

"You were spying on me while I bathed. You wouldn't want Brother Wu Da to find out about this, would you?"

"Then get on your knees, and remember to put your hair up."

After that, Pan Jinlian buys flatbread with her impotent husband by day, and rolls her eyes until they're nearly inside out by night!

After Wu Song leaves Qinghe County, he gets even more wicked.

Pan Jinlian: It's full. It's really full already.

Huang Rong: Stop calling me Squirt Rong.

Zhao Ji: I like it when you call me the Gold-Swallowing Beast!

Many years later, he stands at the pinnacle of life, and the black tiger of Qinghe County sends him a letter.

Little Hei: Song, though we are apart, our hearts are together...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.