Showbiz: A Farming Sim? Mr. Huang, Please Stop Making This

After accidentally transmigrating into the world of Mushroom House, Su Yun gets a Roast People System.

When people expect him to suck up to Huang Lei, Su Yun immediately starts roasting him.

Huang Lei: I have four things I won't cook. First, I won't cook boiled green beans, because they're kind.

Second, I won't render fat from fatty pork.

Third, I won't make crabless crab.

Fourth, I won't make pork knuckle braised in anything but yellow wine.

He Jiong: Wow, Teacher Huang, what are you cooking? It smells amazing!

Huang Lei: I'm soaking my feet...

Faced with Teacher He and his bizarre eating habits, and Huang Lei's confidence, Su Yun completely lets loose.

"You can't even cook green beans properly, and you call yourself Chef Huang? This is more like pesticide crab!"

"Pork knuckle braised in yellow wine? Are you throwing a party?"

"Even a tiny workshop tries to make things nontoxic. This is worse than a tiny workshop!"

Huang Lei: You doubt me? Why don't you try cooking it yourself?

Su Yun: Fine, I will!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.