I Told You to Set Up a Stall, Not Stuff a Nuclear Bomb in Your Tricycle

A TV station sends Hao Dadiao, a minor celebrity, to run a street stall and experience the life of ordinary people.

Hao Dadiao transmigrates to a parallel world and stares blankly at the three-wheeled cart in front of him.

Luckily, he has experience running a stall in his previous life. He unlocks the Stall System, which can spot the genuine article at a glance.

Hao Dadiao:

"Come on over, take a look! Don't miss out as you pass by! The shop lease is up, today's our last day, everything must go! Prices go up tomorrow!

"Fresh off the production line: a lithography machine!"

"Brand-new, straight from the factory: a nuclear bomb!"

"A life-extending elixir to help you live longer!"

"Mothballs that won't cheat the young or old!"

"A top-notch martial arts technique to dominate the martial world!"

Debunking streamer: "Folks, send me a rocket and I'll expose this scam."

"Oh my goodness, folks, this technique is more real than Sadako! I'm about to fly on a sword and become an immortal!"

Military officials: "This nuclear bomb uses cutting-edge technology. It shines brighter than Little Boy!"

The TV station director is stunned. I just wanted to showcase ordinary people's lives. How can putting on a show be this difficult?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.