One Song of 'Don't Go Around Spamming Koukous' Leaves the Patriarch Seething

Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a small-time streamer and gets bound to a Grudge Points System.

But right after transmigrating, he discovers that he's on a call with his idol, Tong Jingcheng.

Tong Jingcheng: For a dare, bro, why don't you sing a song for everyone?

Su Chen: Sure. I'll sing Don't Be Trendy, Don't Spend Money for Brother Tong.

"Please don't go around picking at it…"

Tong Jingcheng: "???"

Audience: "???"

After the song ends, Tong Jingcheng has a total meltdown and starts yelling.

"What the hell does her inflammation have to do with me?!"

"I freaking washed my hands!"

"Wait, no, I swear I didn't pick at it!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.