Traditional Chinese Medicine: You Report Me as a Quack, Then Come Back for My Help?

Lu Ming doesn't know how to treat illnesses.

He only thought he was filling in for someone, but it turns out the job is at a traditional Chinese medicine clinic.

Insomnia patient: "Doctor, I can't sleep at night. Can you prescribe me something?"

"If you can't sleep at night, work the night shift! Then you can sleep during the day. Problem solved, right?"

The insomnia patient stares at Lu Ming, dumbfounded. Is this guy a doctor?

Men's health problem.

"Doctor, my husband can't perform. Can you prescribe something?"

Her husband can't perform? A question mark pops into Lu Ming's mind!

Lu Ming leans close to the woman's ear. "Get a new husband!"

The woman's eyes widen. "What? Get a new husband?"

Mental illness.

"Doctor! My coworkers all say I'm abnormal and mentally ill. Can you cure me?"

Lu Ming: "Do you think you're mentally ill?"

Patient: "I think I'm perfectly normal! They're the crazy ones!"

Lu Ming: "Exactly. They're the ones who need treatment, not you! Where's your company? I'll contact a psychiatric hospital and get them checked out."

A week later, Lu Ming looks at the room full of thank-you banners and falls into deep thought.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.