You're Just a Counterfeit Goods Seller. How Can You Be Worth Billions?

After scoring 97 on the college entrance exam, Lu Ming dutifully goes home to take over the family business. He frets over the family's shabby little factory, then suddenly awakens the Counterfeit Goods System.

"I'm an honest businessman, and you want me to sell fakes?"

Three years later, Lu Ming makes the Forbes list with a net worth in the trillions, and his counterfeit empire is exposed.

"Boss, this Audi you made is exactly the same as an Audi. Aren't you worried about infringement?"

"What's there to worry about? Audi has four rings. Mine has five, so I call it Olympic."

"Boss, is this 200,000-yuan Porsche authentic?"

"Absolutely. Just step on the gas. If it can't hit 100 in three seconds, I'll refund you."

"Boss, why are your Chanel and LV only 69 yuan, with free shipping?"

"You've got it wrong. Mine are Chanai and Lu."

Later, the military comes knocking, staring solemnly at the pile of things in his warehouse.

"Are your J-20s, Apaches, and Dongfeng Express missiles counterfeit too?"

Lu Ming: "No, no. Mine are J-2000s, Apacheys, and Westwind Express missiles... They're better than the real ones and cheaper, too."

The military: "Just one question: Can the country buy a stake? Make as many fakes as you want!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.