Genshin Impact Q&A: Have All the Characters Gone Off the Rails?

A Q&A event descends upon peaceful Teyvat. Bizarre questions and astonishing rewards throw all of Teyvat into chaos.

Venti: "What do you mean, 'the god of disgrace who gets kicked'? What do you mean, 'working to pay off a bar tab'? That wasn't me. Definitely not me."

Tartaglia: "What do you mean, ATM? Impossible! Huh? Rex Lapis's? You should've said so earlier."

Keqing: "What the heck is wearing a JK uniform to sell beef offal? And why is everyone only looking at the JK uniform?!"

Xingqiu: "Cross-dressing! Impossible. Absolutely impossible. Damn it, I'm kind of getting into it."

Chongyun: "Bro, you smell so good! Let me take a look!"

Raiden Ei: "A mere dish? I've got this."

Yae Miko: "Everyone who ate it died of poisoning."

Xiao: "Rex Lapis... No, Her Imperial Highness must have a deeper reason for doing this."

Lumine: "That's genderbending. That's cross-dressing!"

Hu Tao: "Rex Lapis himself says it's good! Wangsheng Funeral Parlor: buy one, get the second stele half off. First come, first served."

Zhongli: "…"

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