Traditional Chinese Medicine: I Asked You to Treat Patients, Not Tell Fortunes

Zheng Huan accidentally wanders into the auditions for a traditional Chinese medicine competition and awakens the Famous Doctor Training System.

A doctor must have a benevolent heart. If a patient has bad habits, how can you not tell them to their face?

As for becoming a famous doctor? That's just an extra!

A young woman feels unwell? Half a jin of liquor, a pack of cigarettes, and two ice creams before her appointment: of course she won't feel well!

A couple hasn't conceived in five years? They're supposed to sleep together, but all they do is lie in the same bed. Of course they won't conceive!

An old man has a tingling mouth? If you made a battery with your mouth, it'd tingle too!

Netizens: "Old Zheng, you can tell someone had two ice creams for breakfast just by feeling their pulse? And you can tell someone smokes weed just by hearing their voice? This isn't medicine, it's fortune-telling!"

Old Zheng: "You have to believe in science!"

Netizens: "Then put down the worry beads you're fingering while you say that!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.