Siheyuan: The Biggest Winner in Life Since Infancy

He Langlang transmigrates to the year 1952, into the world of the Beastly Siheyuan. From the start, he becomes a baby and is even found by Jia Dongxu.

"Silly Zhu, do you want a son?"

Silly Zhu refuses, but Yi Zhonghai guilt-trips him with a moral lecture, and Silly Zhu becomes He Langlang's father!

The whole courtyard waits to laugh at Silly Zhu, expecting him to sell his house and go to Baicheng to find He Daqing and White Widow.

But Silly Zhu seems to have struck it lucky and becomes the head chef at Fengzeyuan! He Yushui grows plump from all the good food, and stays firmly at the top of her class!

The beasts are consumed with regret.

As it happens, He Langlang has bound himself to the Life Winner System, which rewards him for completing tasks.

One squirt of baby pee right into Yi Zhonghai's mouth earns him a storage space!

The baby's little fist breaks Banggeng's lower leg and earns him a job!

One little foot kicks over Deaf Granny and earns him a brain-clearing pill!

On his tenth birthday, He Langlang's identity is confirmed: his father is a Great General Who Guards the Nation!

Silly Zhu and He Yushui move out of the beastly courtyard with him. Deaf Granny is so angry she spits blood, and Yi Zhonghai is about to ascend to heaven!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.