I, the Destined Zhang Bairen, Specialize in Counter-Routines

Is the prehistoric world full of calculations? Various Buddhist routines in Journey to the West? Sorry, Haotian is dead. I, Zhang Bairen, am on duty. I have the strongest anti-routine system in my body, specifically targeting all kinds of routines. Xiao Bailong broke the night pearl? Buddhist routine? Well, then, the main culprit, the Nine-Headed Insect, will be killed, and the accomplice, Xiao Bailong, will go and raise horses. The ministers: "Your Majesty, no!" Let the monkeys make trouble in heaven? It doesn't matter, children are naughty, my heaven values ​​talents most? The Ministry of Justice needs such talents. Let Monkey go to the Ministry of Justice and let Yang Jian train him. The ministers: "Your Majesty, no!" What? My niece Sifan? Quick, send word to Dou Mu Yuanjun that her enemy who intercepted the teaching has appeared. The ministers: "Your Majesty, no!" Does Buddhism condone monsters eating people? Go and call Tianxi Star Emperor Xin, I want to use him. The ministers: "Your Majesty, no!" Zhang Bairen: "No, no, mother Xipi, I have the final say on matters in the three realms!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.