Global: Golden Shovels and Pans, Skills and Classes Gone Completely Wrong

Lin Yu becomes a classless wanderer. From the start, he has a Cloudtop Divine Kingdom, a Golden Spatula, and a Golden Pot, but his potions, equipment, classes, and skills have all gone completely off the rails!

Strength Potion + Golden Spatula = Strip-Your-Clothes Potion;

Fireball + Golden Spatula = Popcorn Fireworks Spell;

Curse + Golden Spatula = Bitter Fruit Is Still Fruit;

Trip + Golden Spatula = Just Slide-Tackle Them;

Instant Recovery Potion + Golden Spatula = Blackout Potion;

Paladin + Golden Pot = Lightbringer Sentinel Epic;

Ranger + Golden Pot = Nightbringer Legendary;

Shield Warrior + Golden Pot = Conqueror Legendary;

Warlock + Golden Pot = Dimensional Warlock Legendary;

Priest + Golden Pot = Ascended Angel God...

The gods: "Who's winning this game, anyway?"

The ancient gods: "Divine synergies? Overpowered team comps?"

The Overlord: "Fine, fine. So that's how we're playing?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.