Hogwarts: This Wizard Is Way Too Extreme!

After transmigrating to the Harry Potter world, Carl awakens the Demon King Choice System. The more extreme his choices, the greater his rewards!

So Carl decides to stop acting human. He'll follow Voldemort's path and leave Voldemort nowhere to go!

Diagon Alley? Tear down a trash can and put up a sign saying "The Demon King Returns". Reward: an evolving Animagus form!

Lead a troll around to scare the young wizards. Reward: Occlumency!

Frame Harry and publicly expose Snape's embarrassing potions book, ruining his reputation. Reward...

Copy Riddle's diary and distribute it throughout the school. Reward...

Start a school newspaper and expose Dumbledore and the professors' little quirks. Reward...

Dumbledore: "I admit breaking school rules is tradition, but Carl... Could you stop writing about me in the school paper?"

Snape: "Carl! You entered the classroom with your left foot. Points deducted! All of them!"

McGonagall: "This is the most difficult Gryffindor class I've ever taught!"

Voldemort: "I don't mind you becoming the Death Eaters' leader, but why do you want to kill me?"

Carl shrugs helplessly. "I'm just a little lively. Why does everyone call me extreme?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.