American Comics: You Were Told to Be a Hero, Not a Jerk

Zhao An: Trust me, Bruce. We've always been on the same side, a team of superheroes fighting for justice.

Batman: Bull! Is that why you want to be my stepdad? Believe me, I'll knock you out with one punch!

Zhao An: Lighten up, buddy. Look how glamorous Iron Man's life is. He's your brother, too!

Iron Man: You want to be my dad? I'll beat the hell out of you, you bastard!

Captain America: Need to settle a score with a super bastard? Count me in!

All the heroes: Uh, what a coincidence. He's your stepdad too?

This is the story of someone determined to become a superhero, only to turn into a super bastard instead!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.