American Comics: Let You Be a Hero, Not a Bastard

Zhao An: Believe me, Bruce, we have always been a united front and superheroes safeguarding justice. Batman: Bah! Is this why you want to be my stepfather? Believe it or not, I will kill you with one punch! Zhao An: Be open-minded, man, look at how beautiful Iron Man is, he and you are also brothers! Iron Man: Want to be my dad? I'll beat you to death! Captain America: Want to settle the score with a super asshole? Count me in! Heroes: Uh, what a coincidence? Is he also your stepfather? This is the story of someone who wanted to be a superhero, only to become a super jerk! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.