Siheyuan: No One Can Lie to Me

Yi Zhonghai: As long as you give me 10 yuan, I promise to pass on all my skills to you within a month and make you an eighth-level fitter. Silly Zhu: As long as you dare to poop in Xu Damao's yard, I will give you 5 pounds of meat. Qin Huairu: If you lend me 2 kilograms of rice, I will return it to you when my salary is paid. If you don't return it, I will serve you for a month. Old liar: Give me 20 yuan and I will teach you three times and you will learn my hard qigong. You will be invulnerable, as light as a swallow, and strong enough to carry a cauldron. Bangge: I didn't steal your duck stand, otherwise my grandma would be struck by thunder. Yan Bugui: As long as you give me 5 yuan, the couplet I write for you will definitely work. Then write down that blessings are as long as the flowing water of the East China Sea, and longevity is as long as the everlasting pines in the Southern Mountains. Everyone in the yard thought Fang Weimin was a fool and easy to deceive. But no one knew that as a time traveler with a golden finger, no one could lie to him, and all these lies would come true. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.