Border Ranger, Why Are You Letting the Giant Panda Play with an AK?

The Ailao Mountains in the Worm Valley are home to countless endangered protected animals. But because they lie along the Yunnan border, foreign poachers often trespass there. The area is also a major drug-trafficking route for smugglers around the Golden Triangle, giving the nation no end of headaches.

As it happens, Lin Qiang, a retired special forces soldier, brings a batch of weapons from his unit and enters the Ailao Mountains alone, volunteering to guard the border forest.

In the three years under Lin Qiang's care, there hasn't been a single poaching or drug-trafficking case. The nation therefore forms an interview team to conduct a professional interview and awards him a First-Class Merit Medal.

But when various leaders and experts arrive in the Ailao Mountains, they are all left stunned.

Squirrels that can shoot handguns, golden eagles that drop bombs with pinpoint accuracy, golden monkeys carrying rocket launchers...

Gibbons clutching heavy machine guns like grim reapers, and giant bears that love to show off their AKs. Even the seemingly harmless golden butterflies are C4 demolition experts.

Just as everyone begins to doubt the animals' ability to carry out their missions, poachers and ** gangs cross the border to commit crimes en masse. Lin Qiang leads his animal army in a crushing sweep...

Good grief! We asked you to guard the forest, not make the animals rulers of the border!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.