Black Myth: I Make Demons, Immortals, and Buddhas Play Black Horse Lou

Qian Lingfeng transmigrated to the world of Black Myth: Wukong ten years ago. By a stroke of luck, his golden finger has finally activated!

The Black Horse Monkey Experience Center: As long as people come in to try killing the game's bosses, both they and Qian Lingfeng earn points!

Ginseng fruit: 25,000 points. 9,000-year peaches: 50,000 points. Nine-Turn Golden Elixir: 60,000 points. Great Encompassment Fruit Status: 1,000,000 points...

And so, gods and Buddhas from across the heavens came one after another!

Erlang Shen: Waaah! That damned big-headed freak killed me 800 times! Eight hundred times! I'm losing it!

Sun Wukong: Shouldn't the real question be how you still haven't beaten it after 800 tries? [Side-eye grin]

The Jade Emperor and Tathagata: Guangzhi, save us! [Shouting]

Guangzhi: ...Come on, it can't be that bad. I don't have that kind of ability! [Cold sweat]

Yellow Wind Sage: I'll help you!

Guanyin, Maitreya, and Lingji: Heh. Yellow Wind, you'd better pray that after we beat Tiger Vanguard, you won't be next. [Gritting teeth]

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.