Screen-Filling Wizardry: A Sudden Windfall for Eagleland

What's going on with this big K?

Every day it's all about Daddy, and the whole screen is full of Daddies!

Under an avalanche, not a single snowflake is innocent.

The whole market is blasting Eagle Sauce: Would cutting interest rates kill you?

The Magician floods the screens, and Eagle Sauce suddenly announces good news:

A 1,000-basis-point rate cut!

Stock indexes soar, and every screen is filled with limit-up stocks.

The Wall Street Journal announces a major restructuring. The Magician is the new controlling shareholder.

Buffett announces in his hometown: The Magician has made a strategic investment of five trillion dollars in Berkeley Company, acquiring a 40% stake and becoming its second-largest shareholder...

Major news from Soros Company: The Magician will work with the company on global mergers and acquisitions.

The whole world is in an uproar. Just who is this Magician who appeared out of nowhere?

Eagle Sauce shakes its head. The Hairy Bear shakes its head, the Gaul shakes its head, the Crocodile shakes its head, the White Elephant shakes its head, the Monkey shakes its head...

Everyone turns to look at the Rabbit. Could it be you?

The Rabbit nods!

He points to the man in the corner of the table:

This is the Magician, Xiao Gang!

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.