The Envoy Goes Berserk: Why Are You Pulling a Knife at Peace Talks?

An imperial edict sent Xie Dao from bustling Chang'an to the bitter cold of the borderlands.

This was no joyous promotion, but the notorious "decree of banishment."

His crime? A sharp tongue!

Every neighboring state was a den of tigers and wolves. Was a powerless civil official like him supposed to go there and die?

His transmigration System gave him a "fatal" tip: die, and he'd be rewarded with a million to transmigrate back home!

"Then what are we waiting for?"

And so he began his "unhinged" diplomatic mission.

When dealing with a brutal feudal lord, he simply acted like, "Go ahead, hit me. I'm not leaving."

With the holy maiden of Loulan, he played mysterious, using "Heaven's secrets must not be revealed" to keep her thoroughly fooled.

With the queen of the women's kingdom, he was downright shameless, and even took the chance to flirt with the empress's "personal lady-in-waiting."

He flirted with the Empress Dowager, killed powerful ministers, and kicked kings to their knees...

Whenever he had time, he sowed discord between the states and occasionally came up with an assassination plot.

"You're playing with fire!" The emperor nearly flipped his desk after receiving protests from every neighboring state.

Xie Dao, however, remained perfectly at ease. "Oh, so you're not going to kill me? Then I'll just kill myself!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.