Dark Myth Land God: Tathagata Loses His Cool from the Start

黑神话土地，开局如来破防

Status: Ongoing
Length: 9k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Myths & Legends
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

He transmigrates into Black Myth as a rookie Land God and activates the Jar System.

Chosen One: I don't have any Spiritual Essence to open jars! I can't win, there's no way I can win!

Lin Yuan: Chosen Ones are all broke. Rather than count on them, I should sell jars to demon kings who know how to make money!

Jade Emperor: Where's the Chosen One now?

Old Monkey: Dead. They're all dead! I can't keep working this damn job another day.

Tathagata: How many cycles have we been through now? Are all the Chosen Ones this useless?

Guanyin: This is bad! The demon kings are attacking Spirit Mountain together!

Tathagata: ...

Lin Yuan: Bet you didn't see that coming. I'm the mastermind! Want to keep your position? Open a jar! If you won't, I'll make you!

Obtained the Godslaying Spear!

Obtained the Chaos Pearl!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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