I Wield the Heavens and Earth, Shocking the Ninja God from the Start!

Xu Chuan is a high school sophomore. During summer vacation, he spends 328 yuan on the latest game, then grinds away for three days and nights until he beats it;

just as he's about to go online and show off, he sees someone claiming that Heaven and Earth in Harmony copied Susanoo. What a total hater!

Xu Chuan turns into a keyboard warrior and fights the hater online for three hundred rounds. The other guy even threatens to come after him through the internet!

"Are you Xu Chuan? You've got a package here in the South District!"

As Xu Chuan walks down an alley, someone suddenly clubs him over the head and shoves him into a van...

"What the hell? Where have you taken me? Is this even still China?!"

Xu Chuan opens his eyes and sees an enormous wooden statue battling a gigantic beast covered in blue armor of light;

this scene feels strangely familiar...

"Wait! Did I... transmigrate to the Valley of the End in the Hidden Leaf Village?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.