Uncle Sam: I'm Waiting to Dominate the Server. What Are You Waiting For?

Dong Wenxi transmigrated to Eagleland to become a police officer and activated the Essence Cultivator System. Every time he cultivated an Essence, he would receive a BUFF aura.

Uh... So he's in Eagleland, working as a spider?

In his previous life, Dong Wenxi had fought on the front lines against the spiders and their lapdogs. Without hesitation, he struck back with some toxic motivational writing!

The Birth and Conspiracy of the Dragon Nation's Strategic Misdirection Bureau! Eagleland, Please Wait for Your People! A Tour in Eagleland's Oil Tanker! Only in the Dragon Nation Are You Truly Alive!

The more gullible foreigners he fooled, the more BUFF rewards the System gave him.

Ahem. Standing before you now is Dong Wenxi, a sheriff, mayor, governor, the System's big brother, and the great pope of a billion believers, all rolled into one: a Haredi squid person, an eighth-black Haji, a six-year-old girl with multiple personalities, a transgender woman, a lesbian, and more!

Dong Wenxi: "Let's have a fun magic duel!"

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