The Villain Who Licks the Dog Just Wants to Have Sex, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine

A car accident made me travel to the urban novel to be a villain. As long as I survived to the finale, I would be able to return to the real world with generous rewards. But! These stunning beauties don't serve as harems for the male protagonists, but hang around me every day. Do they think I won't die soon enough? Stop wearing stockings and uniforms. Why are you trying to hook up with me? Go find Long Aotian! Since destiny belongs to me, I might as well compete with the protagonist! Who is the protagonist? There's no telling! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.