My Kindergarten Connects All Dynasties and Generations

I have a kindergarten that connects all dynasties and generations. Qin Shihuang picked up the stick and said: Hu Hai, you bastard, get over here and explain to your father what is going on with this zero-score test paper? Liu Bei earnestly taught: Adou, you have to gain some respect for your father. Don't let your father call you "parent" anymore. In front of so many emperors, your father really can't afford to embarrass that person. Li Shimin had a doting look on his face: Haha, my Sizi is still very good, with 100% points in every aspect, now my father can go to that Qin Emperor and be so good at it, haha; Song Huizong looked at his daughter pleadingly: Jin Yu, please ask your best friend, the Heavenly Khan, His Majesty the Tang Emperor, to send troops to rescue me. I really don't want to be captured and sent to the north as a slave! Chongzhen sighed: Weiwei, my father agreed. As long as that big-eared thief is willing to send five tiger generals to rescue me in the Ming Dynasty, my father will accept my child bride. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.