League of Legends: I Picked Zilean from the Start and Made Taicheng Lose His Cool

Mu Feng is a MOBA enthusiast who has spent years stuck in Silver and Gold.

From the start, he binds the Don't Play Fair System.

As long as he plays "cursed" champions, he gains superhuman mastery and game sense.

In a friendly match with Zizitai's fans, he crushes the opposing team.

Zizitai refuses to believe it and joins the game himself, instantly picking Darius. Mu Feng counters with Zilean.

He accidentally throws his Q at a minion. Eat it, and you get blown up; don't eat it, and you miss a last hit.

As the game goes on, Zizitai's face turns red. He uses Ghost to chase, gets stunned by a double Q, then is kited with speed boosts.

Staring at a score of four deaths in ten minutes and fewer than thirty minion kills, Zizitai boils over: "What the hell is this game!"

After that, Mu Feng makes countless streamers and pro players lose their composure.

One bizarre champion after another appears. Top-lane Shaco makes Xie Jianxian's Irelia reach for the oxygen tank.

The head-scratching support, One-Hit and Two-Hit split-push Sion, Unflinching Karma, durian stewed with mushrooms...

When you get home from work and just want to play a couple of games to unwind, only to find Mu Feng on the opposing team, it's over: this match is going to be a prison sentence!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.