Even We Antarctic Scoundrels Want a Piece of the Pie!

I have come not to grant the gods peace, but to make them spend money.

The Penguin Gospel

At midnight, the Penguin slaughtered every free-to-play player of the current age: from the God of Strength on his throne to the God of War imprisoned in a dungeon, and every god without a penny to their name.

Exodus from Antarctica

The Penguin said, "If I find fifty big spenders in the Star Ring, I will spare everyone there for their sake."

Genesis

People judge others by their appearance, but the Penguin judges them by how much they spend.

The Book of Samuel

The Star Ring was created by the gods, but even I, a lowly beast from Antarctica, want a share of the spoils!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.