What Are You Going to Do in Journey to the West? Get a Wife.

Guanyin: Xuanzang, please, go get the scriptures. Tathagata: Xuanzang, just go once and I will make you the future Buddha. Xuanzang: "It is impossible to obtain Buddhist scriptures. I can barely tolerate teasing my little wife. All the people in Chang'an City are big, round and... Amitabha. The poor monk is talking about steamed buns. Everyone knows, hehe..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.