Hogwarts: Death Comes

Voldemort: I killed hundreds of people! Mo Qiong: Yes, what about yesterday? Voldemort:? Mo Qiong: By the way, who are you? Voldemort: Black... Ahem, no, just call me Xiaotang. They were just joking when they called me Voldemort. It was a joke. I think he is a bit too extreme. What the hell did Dumbledore teach him? Warden of Azkaban: You dementors are laughing evilly over there! Come up and suck in his happy memories. Dementor: Happy memories, um, happiness, smiles, hard work, remember them! Put on an ugly smile. Can I use the Patronus Charm to dispel this one? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.