Genshin Impact: From Pokemon

A Pokemon Master from the real world arrives in Genshin Impact, bringing a little Pokemon amazement to Teyvat.

Venti: "Are there any Pokemon that can make wine? I'll take one! The Knights will pay."

The Knights: "..."

Zhongli: "Pokemon? Unknown life forms I've never encountered before. Fascinating. Send the bill to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor."

Wangsheng Funeral Parlor: "..."

Ei: "Why are they all foxes? Oh, well, I'll keep them. Kujou, pay the bill."

The Kujou Clan: "..."

Nahida: "This is unknown knowledge! I want to go study it. Please send the bill to the Akademiya."

The Akademiya: "..."

Furina: "Ah, Manaphy, stop eating the shopkeeper's little cakes! I really can't afford this anymore. Oh, and please send the bill to Palais Mermonia."

Palais Mermonia: "..."

Mavuika: "I want this Pokemon of yours, shopkeeper! You won't sell it? Then Cyclizar will do. The bill can go down as arena maintenance costs, haha."

The arena: "..."

The Knights, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, the Kujou Clan, the Akademiya, Palais Mermonia, the arena: "Sometimes, we really just want to..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.